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Privacy Policy

A legal disclaimer

This Privacy Policy applies to uptheriver.com (the “Site”). For purposes of this Privacy Policy, unless otherwise noted, all references to “The Hootch LLC” include both us and our Site.

– Automatically Collected Information

Our web hosting vendor may collect your IP address, browser type, domain names, access times or your referring site. This information is used to maintain the security and integrity of our Site.

You may be required to confirm your age to access certain functions of the site. Your response to the age question is stored anonymously.

– Use of Cookies and Similar Technologies

Our Site uses cookies to help store your preferences, facilitate transactions, and help us understand what parts of our site are most useful to you. You can control and delete these cookies through your browser settings:

Google Chrome
Mozilla Firefox
Safari
Opera
Microsoft Internet Explorer
Safari for iOS (iPhone and iPad)
Chrome for Android
Windows Phone

To prevent Google Analytics from recognizing you on return visits, you can use the following cookie management and disposal tool from Google Analytics by downloading and installing the browser plug-in from the following link: http://tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout.

– Do Not Track

Our Site does not have the ability to read “do not track” signals received from browsers.

– Collection of Other Personal Information

You may fill out online forms on our Site for various purposes. We use this information to complete your transactions with us and to send marketing materials.

– Sharing Information with Third Parties

We do not share your personal information with third parties unless it is with one of our service providers. They are not allowed to use your information for their own purposes. We may disclose your personal information, without notice, if required to comply with legal requirements or prevent injury to our employees, our customers, or the public.

– Links

We are not responsible for any linked information outside uptheriver.com. These links are provided for convenience, and we do not control their content. The privacy policies of other sites are described on those sites.

– Security of your Personal Information

We take measures to protect your personal information, including but not limited to encryption and storage in aggregated or depersonalized forms. Our service providers use similar methods.

– Understanding your information

If you have any questions about your personal information, please contact us at info@uptheriver.com.

– Children Under Twenty One

We do not market to or knowingly collect personally identifiable information from children under the age of seventeen (21).

– E-mail Communications

We (including our affiliates) may contact you via email to make you aware of news, offers, and events. You may unsubscribe from these messages by using the link at the bottom of each email.

– Changes to this Statement

We reserve the right to change this Privacy Policy from time to time. Your continued use of the Site and/or Services available through this Site after such modifications will constitute your: (a) acknowledgment of any modifications to the Privacy Policy; and (b) your agreement to abide and be bound by that Policy.

TERMS

“We” (or “Us” or “Our”) refers to The Hootch LLC, its owners, parents, subsidiaries, affiliated companies, and assumed names.

By using the The Hootch LLC web site you agree to the following terms and conditions.

You agree that you are (21) years of age or older and hold a medical marijuana patient card that is current and valid in the State of Michigan, and in either case, that you are not otherwise legally prohibited from accessing this site.

You acknowledge that the Site is an information site. The information provided here is for personal and educational purposes. Nothing on this site is to be construed as medical or legal advice; please consult your doctor or attorney for any such advice.

You understand that this Site does not constitute an offer of any products or services that are not legal in your jurisdiction. Offers are void where prohibited by state, county, or local law. You are responsible for understanding the law where you live, including any local ordinances.

You acknowledge our right to deny the sale of products and/or services to persons who, in our reasonable knowledge, are ineligible to buy and use them. Sale of products and/or services is in no way a representation or warranty to you that these products and/or services are permitted in your jurisdiction.

We do our best to maintain a complete, accurate, and current Site, but we do not make any representations or warranties that it is. All product information is provided by our suppliers.

By purchasing goods and/or services on our site, you accept responsibility for their safe use. The Hootch LLC shall not be responsible for failures to observe product directions or warnings.

You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless us, our officers, directors, employees, agents, suppliers and third-party partners from and against all losses, expenses, damages and costs, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, resulting from any violation by you of these Terms of Use.

You acknowledge that all trademarks used on this site are property of their respective owners. The entire contents of this site are copy written (all copyrights are held by The Hootch LLC); unauthorized reproduction or use of the material contained in it, including live linking to images, videos, or other content, is prohibited.

Use of this site is governed by our Privacy Policy.

These Terms of Use are governed by the law of the State of Michigan, and any disputes arising under these shall be adjudicated by a court of competent jurisdiction located in Michigan.

Effective as of August 2022

EULA

(remains unchanged except for contact info at the end)

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Agreement, You can contact Us:

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Privacy Policy

This Privacy Policy applies to uptheriver.com (the “Site”). For purposes of this Privacy Policy, unless otherwise noted, all references to “The Hootch LLC” include both us and our Site.

– Automatically Collected Information

Our web hosting vendor may collect your IP address, browser type, domain names, access times or your referring site. This information is used to maintain the security and integrity of our Site.

You may be required to confirm your age to access certain functions of the site. Your response to the age question is stored anonymously.

– Use of Cookies and Similar Technologies

Our Site uses cookies to help store your preferences, facilitate transactions, and help us understand what parts of our site are most useful to you. You can control and delete these cookies through your browser settings:

Google Chrome
Mozilla Firefox
Safari
Opera
Microsoft Internet Explorer
Safari for iOS (iPhone and iPad)
Chrome for Android
Windows Phone

To prevent Google Analytics from recognizing you on return visits, you can use the following cookie management and disposal tool from Google Analytics by downloading and installing the browser plug-in from the following link: http://tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout.

– Do Not Track

Our Site does not have the ability to read “do not track” signals received from browsers.

– Collection of Other Personal Information

You may fill out online forms on our Site for various purposes. We use this information to complete your transactions with us and to send marketing materials.

– Sharing Information with Third Parties

We do not share your personal information with third parties unless it is with one of our service providers. They are not allowed to use your information for their own purposes. We may disclose your personal information, without notice, if required to comply with legal requirements or prevent injury to our employees, our customers, or the public.

– Links

We are not responsible for any linked information outside uptheriver.com. These links are provided for convenience, and we do not control their content. The privacy policies of other sites are described on those sites.

– Security of your Personal Information

We take measures to protect your personal information, including but not limited to encryption and storage in aggregated or depersonalized forms. Our service providers use similar methods.

– Understanding your information

If you have any questions about your personal information, please contact us at info@uptheriver.com.

– Children Under Twenty One

We do not market to or knowingly collect personally identifiable information from children under the age of seventeen (21).

– E-mail Communications

We (including our affiliates) may contact you via email to make you aware of news, offers, and events. You may unsubscribe from these messages by using the link at the bottom of each email.

– Changes to this Statement

We reserve the right to change this Privacy Policy from time to time. Your continued use of the Site and/or Services available through this Site after such modifications will constitute your: (a) acknowledgment of any modifications to the Privacy Policy; and (b) your agreement to abide and be bound by that Policy.

TERMS

“We” (or “Us” or “Our”) refers to The Hootch LLC, its owners, parents, subsidiaries, affiliated companies, and assumed names.

By using the The Hootch LLC web site you agree to the following terms and conditions.

You agree that you are (21) years of age or older and hold a medical marijuana patient card that is current and valid in the State of Michigan, and in either case, that you are not otherwise legally prohibited from accessing this site.

You acknowledge that the Site is an information site. The information provided here is for personal and educational purposes. Nothing on this site is to be construed as medical or legal advice; please consult your doctor or attorney for any such advice.

You understand that this Site does not constitute an offer of any products or services that are not legal in your jurisdiction. Offers are void where prohibited by state, county, or local law. You are responsible for understanding the law where you live, including any local ordinances.

You acknowledge our right to deny the sale of products and/or services to persons who, in our reasonable knowledge, are ineligible to buy and use them. Sale of products and/or services is in no way a representation or warranty to you that these products and/or services are permitted in your jurisdiction.

We do our best to maintain a complete, accurate, and current Site, but we do not make any representations or warranties that it is. All product information is provided by our suppliers.

By purchasing goods and/or services on our site, you accept responsibility for their safe use. The Hootch LLC shall not be responsible for failures to observe product directions or warnings.

You agree to indemnify, defend and hold harmless us, our officers, directors, employees, agents, suppliers and third-party partners from and against all losses, expenses, damages and costs, including reasonable attorneys’ fees, resulting from any violation by you of these Terms of Use.

You acknowledge that all trademarks used on this site are property of their respective owners. The entire contents of this site are copy written (all copyrights are held by The Hootch LLC); unauthorized reproduction or use of the material contained in it, including live linking to images, videos, or other content, is prohibited.

Use of this site is governed by our Privacy Policy.

These Terms of Use are governed by the law of the State of Michigan, and any disputes arising under these shall be adjudicated by a court of competent jurisdiction located in Michigan.

Effective as of September 2025

EULA

(remains unchanged except for contact info at the end)

Contact Us

If you have any questions about this Agreement, You can contact Us:

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